Scarlett Johanson in Short Shorts = Not Pretty

I often wondered why we never see Scarlett Johansson frolicking around on the beach in her bikini. Or why she never wears thigh baring skirts or dresses. Or why her dresses are always fluffy or poofy around the waist. The answer is now upon us. I don’t find her all that hot in her cutoff denim shorts. I know you will be mesmerized by her large breasts and think she is a total dish. I will have to completely disagree. Her hips and ass look huge, man. And not in that good Kardashian/JLo way. Her legs look pasty and sloppy. And I have a personal distaste for that hat. She’s kind of funny looking.

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