This is Mariah Carey in a bikini. You probably had a hard time figuring out that it was the Mimi, what with all the photoshopping going on and all. I wonder if Mariah has final say on her photos? I bet that is her diva prerogative. I realize that Mariah basicaly has a smoking hot body. She’s kept herself looking good and I really dig her legs and the high heels that she decorates them with. But she seems like a high maintenance nightmare. Seems hard to objectify someone with such a horrible disposition like she is God’s gift to the world. She’s not. But I still oddly find myself drawn to objectifying her anyway.