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Mariah Carey in High Heels

I have to get this out of my system. I came across this photo of Mariah looking like a tart as usual. I know of no other 30ish year old chick wearing stuff like this except this twit. But, you know, her body is freaking amazing. The flat stomach, the large breasts, the incredible legs…it’s all very nice. Her face is not to my liking at all. But the tart is always wearing her clothes tight and revealing. And she’s always wearing sexy high heels. Can’t really hate on that even if most of the time it’s inappropriate.

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Mariah Carey in a Bikini

This is Mariah Carey in a bikini. You probably had a hard time figuring out that it was the Mimi, what with all the photoshopping going on and all. I wonder if Mariah has final say on her photos? I bet that is her diva prerogative. I realize that Mariah basicaly has a smoking hot body. She’s kept herself looking good and I really dig her legs and the high heels that she decorates them with. But she seems like a high maintenance nightmare. Seems hard to objectify someone with such a horrible disposition like she is God’s gift to the world. She’s not. But I still oddly find myself drawn to objectifying her anyway.

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Mariah Carey is Stupid in High Heels

Mariah Carey is such a tart. Who the hell wears platform high heels on the baseball field to throw out a pitch? Oh wait. The most high maintenance biotch on the planet, that’s who. Look I dig women in high heels as much as the other guy. But there are some places that it’s nice to see them worn and other places you just roll your eyes and think WTF. Most women have the sense to know where those appropriate places are. The baseball field is not one of them. Mariah Carey has a hot body. Though I think she’s a buttaface. But the point is even dudes are gonna roll their eyes at some stupid ass celeb prancing out to the baseball mound in platform high heels. Sporty is cool. She could have shown plenty of leg and a lot of booby and been plenty sexy. The guys would have been drooling. The guys were still drooling but were laughing along with the rest of the world after seeing the princess roll out in her high heels. Some people are just really stupid.

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