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Elisabeth Hasselbeck is Hot. The Rest is Not

July 2, 2008 at 7:07 pm · Filed under elisabeth hasselbeck, jessica simpson ·Tagged , , , ,

Elisabeth Hasselbeck is a dish. She even looks better than Jessica Simpson during her appearance on The View out in the desert. That’s saying a lot. If Jessica had unleashed her awesome body then it might have been a different story, but Jessica played it demure and conservative. Probably to get on the good side of the View viewers who might be the consumers of her country music. Anyway, no such problem with Elizabeth who was looked gorgeous as usual. Hot legs adorned with a nice set of high heels. Always a pleasure to objectify Elizabeth. I’m a little disappointed that Jessica didn’t offer much to check out. She’s still gorgeous though. Even if the stupid show logo covers up half of Jessica. Why do networks do that? It’s freakin’ annoying. Oh, and my apologies for not cutting out the blobs next to Elizabeth and the other two mouthpieces next to Jessica. I’m too lazy to remove them. They make nice comparison pieces. Makes you appreciate hotness all the more I think. Crass? Yes. But that is what the art of objectification is all about.

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Jessica Simpson Eats Meat

June 16, 2008 at 2:05 pm · Filed under jessica simpson ·Tagged

Let me try to interpret this t-shirt in a couple of ways here. First, Jessica is separating herself from the Hollywood-liberal-treehugger-vegan types to better relate to her new country base. Smart idea. Real women in the south do eat meat. Some look like they eat a lot of meat, but they eat it nonetheless. Country music folk are conservative, in general. Not always, but in general they are. They don’t care for liberal leanings. Jessica used to be a southern belle before the trappings of pop and the music industry turned her into a goober. She’ll recover I think. Southern people will welcome her back to the South. And I think they will support her in her efforts to do country. We’ll see.

Now, the other part of this real women eat meat, to me, and is most likely not Jessica’s intention, is men. Real women like meat. They like men. With all due respect to real (biological) lesbians, I am about tired of the fashionable girl-girl action that girls and coeds get involved with for attention. Or for whatever. A real woman likes men. This bi-sexual crap, is getting old. Jessica likes men. She’s a real woman. Hell yea.

Jessica Simpson
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