The annual suckfest best known as the MTV Video Music Awards were happening over the weekend. Many of your favorite ladies came out to be seen and show off their boobs and/or legs. With a few notable exceptions the efforts were pretty lame. I did appreciate the legs of Audrina Patridge. She has the best celebrity legs of the bunch I think. Ashley Tisdale was cute and sexy. Bar Rafaeli was incredible as usual. So anyway here is the breakdown among some of the notables as I see it.
The good: Audrina Patridge- so sexy. Ashley Tisdale -so pretty. Bar Rafaeli- beautiful. Stephanie Pratt- nice effort. Melanie Brown- surprisingly not that bad. Brooke Hogan- Does as much as she can with what she has.
The bad: Heidi Montag- pretty but her dress and shoes were awful. Solange- WTH was she wearing? Christina Aguilera- Enchantment of the Sea? Taylor Swift- There is no shape there. Lauren Conrad- always a bore. Ciara- Hair needs work.
The ugly: Rihanna- Waste of a great body. Lindsay Lohan- My favorite street walker. Jordin Sparks- Needs work. Pink- She doesn’t even try. Solange- She shouldn’t dress herself. Nicky Hilton- She could do a lot better. Paris- Ditto big sister.
