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Celebrity Smoking

May 17, 2008 at 3:26 pm · Filed under Celebs ·Tagged , ,

For a batch of people trying to capture their fans imagination of what beauty and style are, I don’t understand why celebrity women indulge in smoking. It looks skanky. It looks trashy. It downgrades the loveliest of celebrities to lower levels in my mind. Even the trashiest of celebs like Britney Spears could warrant an upgrade if she just ditched the smoking. But no, she is continually seen sucking on the sticks like her life depended on it.

Britney smoking

Even chicks like Katherine Heigl whom I used to have a celeb crush on a few years ago now is just another trashy celeb. She doesn’t even rank. The smoking, plus she seems to have started thinking very highly of herself, which is a huge turnoff, has frustrated and disappointed me. She seems not to be very pretty outside of Photoshop and stylists anyway.

There are plenty of others. I just choose to ignore them when I find out they smoke. I was terribly disappointed when I heard that Charlize Theron was smoker but I haven’t seen photos of her lighting one up so I’m not sure if she chose to quit or not. Hope so.

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Maxim Hot 100 2008 List

May 16, 2008 at 12:09 am · Filed under Celebs ·Tagged ,

I’m pretty much on board with Marissa Miller being voted #1 hottest chick by Maxim magazine. But the remainder of the top 10 is pretty ordinary. Safe even. I can take or leave any of them and frankly none would have made my personal top 10. You could have just as easily dropped the 4 or 5 Victoria Secret models, with a sprinkling of Elizabeth Hurley, Kate Beckinsale and Charlize Theron for good measure and I’d be happier.

10. Ashley Tisdale
9. Lindsay Lohan
8. Christina Aguilera
7. Eva Mendes
6. Elisha Cuthbert
5. Sarah Michelle Gellar
4. Eva Longoria Parker
3. Jessica Biel
2. Scarlett Johansson
1. Marisa Miller

Marisa Miller

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Late Night Talk Shows and Celebrity Legs

May 14, 2008 at 3:49 pm · Filed under Celebs ·Tagged , , ,

Jimmy Fallon Sucks. Yet one more reason not to watch Late Night. Yes I realize I am one of a handful that do not think Jimmy Fallon is the shit. But I never cared for Conan O’brien either. It’s just remains one less show that I have to watch. The thing about late night TV is I don’t think the comedy is all that great. The one that I really like is Craig Ferguson. But the reason I watch late night talk shows, or rather tape late night talk shows, is for female celebrities. And more superficially, attractive female celebrities. And if you want to break it down even further it’s for scantily clad, leggy, female celebrities.

The late night talk shows are all different in how they present their guests on camera. Late Night does a horrific job with the camera angles. They pretty much stay with the celeb from the waist up. You never get a good shot of their legs. It pains me to see a babe like Charlize Theron come out in a skirt or dress and me as the viewer never getting to see her gams. Late Night is the worst offender. I hardly ever tape the show regardless of who is appearing. The Late Show With David Letterman is slightly better most nights. The Tonight Show With Jay Leno is by far the best. The Late, Late Show With Craig Ferguson is about as good as The Tonight Show most nights though the camera angles aren’t as good and the lighting pretty much sucks.

Here is what I mean. I care not for Hayden Pantywhateverhernameis. But this the camera shot from one of her appearances on The Tonight Show. Note the camera angels. Good up close. Nice view of her legs.

Hayden on Tonight Show

Now look a this appearance by Natalie Portman on the Late Show. Horrible camera angles. No full body pans. Not flattering at all. It’s like the guest only exists from the waist up.
Natalie Portman on Late Night

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Sex and the City Girls at London Premiere

May 12, 2008 at 7:57 pm · Filed under Celebs ·Tagged , , , , , ,

First of all let me say that for a batch of forty year old women these gals look really good. Not that I have a thing against 40-year old babes at all, and the Sex and the City girls are looking very pretty. The problem is they can’t dress for shit apparently. The photo below is from the SATC movie premier in London.

WTF is on top of Sarah Jessica Parker’s head? And the color of her dress is heinous. You can usually count on some sexy shoes but those are just…ordinary. Kim Cattral’s dress looks like crap. Anybody but Cynthia Nixon should be wearing that dress of hers. Nobody wants to see that particular chest. And poor Kristin Davis. Does she just want to be old? She is the most beautiful of all but she looks like she is going to tea with her mother. She needs to sex that shit up. Don’t any of these Americans learn from the likes of Elizabeth Hurley. They should want to be noticed. NO! Not like that SJP! Do what Gwyneth Paltrow did. Everybody was talking about her shoes and dresses. She was freaking gorgeous. And I never thought I’d say that in my lifetime.

Sex and the City Girls

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Amy Winehouse is Skanky

May 11, 2008 at 10:08 pm · Filed under Celebs ·Tagged

I don’t get the allure of Amy Winehouse. She’s not pretty. She looks like, and is, a crack ho. So she sings. Her song “Rehab” was absolute shit. I just didn’t get it at all. I guess there is always some so-called talent that everyone has to jump behind because it is the hip thing to do. I keep hearing about how great this women is. How her talent is boundless. Blah, blah, blah. If there is talent it’s wasted on her. Here is a photo of the beautiful and amazing Amy Wino running. At least her bony ass is exercising. I’m just surprised her ciggie is not draped out of her snaggle-toothed mouth. Why, if you pretend hard enough you can almost imagine it’s Bo Derek in 10.

Amy Winehouse

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Mariah Married | Wino Jailed and Released

May 8, 2008 at 1:36 pm · Filed under Celebs ·Tagged ,

So it’s true: Mariah Carey got married. Yay! She’ll be divorced within a year. Two years tops. Why the big secret? I’ll never understand “stars”. I don’t want to understand them. I couldn’t imagine how high maintenance this woman would be. Her choice of a mate is curious. Nick Cannon? Who the hell is that? He looks like a little gay dude that will be happy to clean the scum off her teetering heels.

Oh and Amy Winehouse is back in the news. Well she’s never left, particularly the blogosphere. In and out of a London jail for drug possession. This women is absolutely hideous. She looks like a crackhead. I know reports say that she is, but jeez, you would think a woman with her so-called fame want to keep it hidden as much as possible. Good grief she looks like a busted street whore.

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Mariah Carey Got Married? Who Cares.

May 6, 2008 at 2:26 am · Filed under Celebs ·Tagged

So reports say Mariah Carey married some tool over the weekend. Nobody is confirming or denying this. And I have to say I don’t care one way or the other. I’m far more interested in what the media has to say about GTA 4 or Ironman than hearing about what women’s designer shoes Mariah was supposedly wearing during her supposed marriage.

You gotta figure the diva was miffed with all the attention being given to the nerdom. Somebody report the lady is married and there is a collective, eh, so what. If she is she’ll be divorced in 6 months. If she’s not that’s great too. These celebs think they are so important that playing games with their fans and media over something as trivial as their quickie marriage matters at all. Don’t you know they love all the attention from the paparazzi’s digital SLR cameras trying to grab photos of the two lovebirds.

So I have contributed to the madness that is Mariah Carey. I think she is an annoying twit. Butterface completely, but sporting a hellavu body. I should shoot myself.

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Rock of Love – Season Finale

April 10, 2008 at 12:45 pm · Filed under Celebs ·Tagged ,

Reality TV is just stupid. I’ve been watching this Bret Michael’s Rock of Love show on VH1. I’m pretty sure he lives in a world that I’ll never know. Thankfully. This Daisy chick. daisy duck is more like it. Tattoos and buttaface all over. The other remaining chick seems OK. Ambre. I kinda think she’s alright. But she won’t get picked. No way. Bret likes the skank.

In other news I see where Michaels has been sued by the owner of the mansion because apparently they did like $365K damage to the place. Wouldn’t expect the show to take care of things. Hey, this is rock n’ roll.

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Mariah Carey is Annoying

April 9, 2008 at 2:48 pm · Filed under Celebs ·Tagged

I do not personally know Mariah Carey. What I do know I have gleamed off of gossip and news blogs. But shesure seems full of herself and annoying. I don’t like people who aren’t real. She is just as human as the rest of us but she carries on like she is so much better than the rest. Why? Because she sings pretty? So what? I know computers. I know bicycles. I can snowboard. That doesn’t make me a better person than you.

She’s pompous. Her demands are ridiculous. I hope to god it isn’t true but apparently she had a band of bodyguards surround her when she ate so nobody could see her. How stupid. How arrogant. I wish the owner would have had the balls to kick her ass out. Stuff like that these stars do is so arrogant and ridiculous. The real world doesn’t work like that.

But I’m also sort of a hypocrite because I feed her bullshit. I think she is gorgeous. Well, check that. She is gorgeous physically from the neck down. Quite the buttaface she has in my opinion. But that is one hell of a body she is sporting. She’s hot no doubt. She’s just an ass.

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