Britney Spears has got herself back together. She looks incredible in her little hot pink bikini. All that work she has done to get back in shape and cleaned up has really paid off. Her body looks fantastic. Her curves are unencumbered by cheetos fat. This is some good stuff. Her legs look toned and fit. Her stomach is flat. She simply looks cute and sexy.
Don’t misunderstand, I am not suggesting that Britney Spears is smoking hot in a bikini. Nay. I am literally saying she is smoking in a bikini. A ciggie. Yuck. I saw a photo of Britney Spears over the weekend at some event and it looked like she had cleaned herself up. She looked pretty even. Still not a big fan but I’m kind of rooting for her to get herself together, make a hit record and become a better person. Plus she does have a nice body when she makes the effort. I don’t really care much for the trailer park Britney that we’ve been subjected to over the last few years. Anyway, I was bummed to see this photo of Britney in a bikini. Not because she doesn’t look good, because she does actually. But because she is stupidly still smoking. It’s repulsive and removes any objectification I cared to have for the girl.
So I think Britney Spears defines “trainwreck”. Her personal life appears to be a mess. I see a ton of photos on the weblogs and she typically looks pretty bad. I’m not sure why she doesn’t take a page from the Jessica Simpson media book and try to sex herself up. I think she has the potential to be pretty hot but it appears she doesn’t care. I would think that potentially being photographed by the paps she would want to look good most of the time. This is a girl who used to be one of the most desired chicks around. She could reclaim that title if she tried. I look at this photo of Britney shopping. She looks pretty good. Nice curves in the jeans. Her gams are poppin’. But she doesn’t look fresh. I think usually it’s bad makeup and yucky hair. She could improve. She should improve. She could be much hotter.
