This is not a pretty woman. I just do not get what you people see in Angelina Jolie. She is rail thin. She looks sickly. She has virtually no feminine shape. And yet every man and woman the world over thinks she is the most desirable female on the planet. I don’t get it. She appeared with Brad at the screening of his recent Oscar bait movie in New Orleans. I like her high heels. That’s about it. She looks like a freaking alien with her bug eyes and floppy lips.
Hello. I must be the lonliest guy in the world. I can’t imagine anyone sharing my views. First dissing Hef’s girlfriends and now Angelina Jolie? Madness! Actually I demonstrated what must certainly be brain damage in this post of Angelina in high heels. I suggested that she wasn’t that hot then. I’m sticking with it as I post up another photo of her devineness. Note the scrawny legs. I know all you gals think her lips are just the bomb but they are freaky looking to me. The tattoos are gross. Look I’ll be the first to admit that magazine covershoots and Photoshop makes this girl look out of the world. However, in the real world, she’s too skinny. Her body is suspect. And she’s not that damn pretty. She has to be one of the most overrated celebrities in the business. Hell, this photo is probably a few years old and she is just as scrawny then as she is now. No way I’m be dumping Jennifer Anniston for this. Brad. No freaking way.
Hi. Allow me to introduce myself. I am the only male or female on the planet that thinks Angelina Jolie is not that hot. Matter of fact I think she has very little going for her except stylists and Photoshop. See the leg in this photo? Most of you all see a nice slender leg. I see a leg void of any shape. She’s too skinny. See those lips? Women the world over want those. Of course they end up looking like Nikki Cox (previous post) in their quest for thick and plush lips. Not my interest. I don’t dig a lot of tattoos either. So there you go, part of my non rational reasoning from the loneliest man on the planet not appreciating the apparent beauty that is Angelina Jolie.
